I've escaped from the place we dare not speak of
I've erased all the evidence
And no matter what passes between us, remember my dear
This is in confidence.


[oooooohs, and choral chanting something indiscernible but which sounds sort of like "If you dream it.."]

Wonderland hasn't been peaceful since Oz declared war
All the Wonderian people are shrieking for blood
in a clear case of craven assault without cause,
their Mock Turtle lies slain by the soldiers of Oz

Direct orders from Emerald City
were soon intercepted by the J-j-jabba-j-j-jabberw-w-w-ock
And with one violation of airspace, the Cheshire Command
Leveled Lollipop

TWEEDLEDEE: This is war correspondent Tweedledee,
TWEEDLEDUM: and Tweedledum
TWEEDLEDEE: Reporting live from Munchkinland. It has been razed to the ground.
TWEEDLEDUM: Civilian casualties are high.

Wonderland hasn't been peaceful since Oz declared war
All the Wonderian people are shrieking for blood
in a clear case of craven assault without cause,
their Mock Turtle lies slain by the soldiers of Oz

Blinded by lust to see the land of Oz conquered
you unleashed the worst kind of Wonderland monsters
and now that my mayhem has serviced your rage
do you really think I'll return
to my cage?

I've escaped from
I've escaped from
I've escaped from the place we dare not speak of!

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